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ATTENTION! sorry to uh.. nevermind, you see that picture up there
with those little kids hugging? well i can't get rid of that so just stay calm and don't look at it unless your peter
If i maded any spellling mitakes kinda ting, telle me pleeze.
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Joke
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
A blind man vists the state of Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow,
these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas,
he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed,
"Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind
man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man headed
for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead
to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush,
don't flush!"
Well Peter I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
You can use it by clicking on something.
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